inspiration || LOVE || faith.
omg i came out as bi to my family because my dad had invited their best employee over, who brought his boyfriend and i tried to come out as bi to my dad before but he didn’t listen so when they asked me where i see myself 10 years from now i told them in nyc or paris with a husband oR WIFE AND MY DADS FACE BUT HE COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS ///BEST/// ///GAY/// EMPLOYEE WAS SITTING THERE AND I JUST SAT THERE LIKE
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
i interrupt your dash with louis using a microphone as a dildo
ok carry on
bonus: he was looking at harry
oh he even winked at him
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
i told my mum this and she’s like ‘u better reblog it’
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…